| ~!~ MeSsY’s FiRsT MoToRbOaT ~!~ |
[Jan. 28th, 2008|02:15 pm] |
NEW video:
"Messy's First Motorboat"
Motorboat : v. int.
The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
tons more messy on youtube |
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| Messy's Europe LOG pt. 4: BERLIN |
[Jan. 20th, 2008|10:16 am] |
PART 4: BERLIN
sunday, july 1:
mom and i took a train from prague to berlin and were seated by this strange fat man with some sorta' consistent nasal blockage, causing him to snort and whisper to himself over and over. we laughed so hard i think i queefed the alphabet by the time we got to berlin.
this was the first weird german thing i saw off the train:
once in berlin, we checked into meininger hostel on tempelhofer ufer and i immediately called oli. i met up with him and pussy grinder at a cafe in kastanienallee. hooray!! i finally got to meet the men of my dreams! pussy grinder came all the way from poland to hang out with us. he was so cute and shy that it made my heart melt like creamed corn cuntbutter.
me and oli:
me and pussy g:
( tons of pics and video after the CUT ) |
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| NeW ViDeO: Messy vs. CSI |
[Dec. 6th, 2007|08:02 am] |
subscribe to messy's youtube!!
Cast as a hairdresser for an episode of CSI, check this quick glimpse of Messy on set. Too bad you can't see any behind the scenes footage... Martin is a REAL PERV!
more messy appearances coming up! if you've recorded anything with messy in it, we'll trade you cool shit for a copy of it!
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| Messy's Europe LOG pt. 3: PRAGUE |
[Nov. 19th, 2007|04:52 pm] |
PART 3: PRAGUE
friday, june 29
the first day in praHAAAAA we did mostly touristy, artsy, architectury type shit, which rules. for all you dumbasses out there, prague didn't get bombed in the war so they have retained a lot of kickass old shit that has been lost, in most big cities. i have a huge boner for art nouveau and the king of that movement is from and was a huge representative of czech culture.
okay, enough bullshit, here are some pics... we went to the church of st. michael, prague castle, strahov monastery and were cold lampin' up on the charles bridge. at one point, my mom started assaulting a fat white baby in a park and i had to pull her away. she CLAIMS that she just loves babies cuz' they're so cute and shit, but i think she secretly loves to bite through their soft exoskeletons to the tasty goo inside. this was the same day that there was a bombing in london, so the US embassy had a checkpoint and was searching peoples' cars for MOTHERFUCKING EXPLOSIVES.
( click for tons more pics and video ) |
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